Monday, 23 July 2012

Innocent!

"And the Jurys verdict?" Inquires his Honour.

“Innocent!” Intones the foreman.

You get eaten either way.

However the guilty can beg, hand pathetically raised, for:

“Umm....mercy? ”

“Innocents don’t need mercy, human.”

“But I killed the pig!” I sound psychotically sincere, but his Honour isn’t playing along.

“Enough! Guards, bring in an Abomination....””

Who prefer innocent flesh, but, kept starving, aren’t picky.

Luckily, I’m guilty of much: Spotting it’s me the Abomination winks, bites open the foreman, then heads for his Honour......

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